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I hate the fact that, whenever I have lots of stuff to do, I can't bring myself to do anything at all.

I love it when someone writes down their email address and then makes it a specific point of telling you that "it's all lower case".

To make matters worse, though, some guy gave me his email address, then wrote the usual caveat, but with one slight change: "all lower class letters".

Let's set the record straight: there is no such word as 'alot.'

It's 'a lot.'

I got a package from Japan today.

Did you get a package from Japan today?

No, I didn't think so.